blue light special on aisle 4 - by topper
call it the holiday slump. call it the new year. call it what you will, its been too long since a new post has gone up. its a new year, a new president gets sworn in tomorrow, there is snow on the ground, its time for some action. i just have one question…
why is it that almost the exact moment when you start being interested in someone and forget about all the other potential partners out there… THAT is when they start tearing your door down? it’s like women have this innate sense of when a man is being taken off the market, so they rush in hoping not to miss the big sale.
in other news, its been about 2 months since i’ve gotten laid.
maybe i should take kitty’s approach and see what may lie in the depths of the internet dating world. at the least, i will have more fodder for textmeharder.
