![Smells Like a Form Email - by Kitty
Just got this email on one of my online dating thingies. It is so good I had to share:
Subject: Your Very Pretty but something is missing!!!!!!!!
Body:
My ring on you finger!!!!!!!!!!!Will we raise our little ones as Protestant or Athiest? I am kidding about marriage; we will start off as friends.I work in NY in sales let us meet for dinner one night after work.When are you going to call me. [phone number redacted].[name redacted]PS Please stay away from Wal Mart’s I do not want you to be trampled. You look like the girl next door; I got have you.](http://26.media.tumblr.com/kNzioaxqii4r50qlpAfXeHW0o1_500.jpg)
Smells Like a Form Email - by Kitty
Just got this email on one of my online dating thingies. It is so good I had to share:
Subject: Your Very Pretty but something is missing!!!!!!!!
Body:
My ring on you finger!!!!!!!!!!!
Will we raise our little ones as Protestant or Athiest?
I am kidding about marriage; we will start off as friends.
I work in NY in sales let us meet for dinner one night after work.
When are you going to call me. [phone number redacted].
[name redacted]
PS Please stay away from Wal Mart’s I do not want you to be trampled. You look like the girl next door; I got have you.
