Beware: Cougars ready to Pounce - by Topper
Dating in this city sometimes makes me feel like such a piece of shit. I’m just minding my own business, trying to keep my head down and then along comes someone ruffling feathers. I woke up the other morning to a coworker in my bed. WTF. Why are you here? How did this happen? We didnt have sex did we? (No? Oh Thank God!) Can you please leave now? Weren’t you hitting on my friend last night? Why are you here, are you lost? Hey, there’s a cab!.. Jump in it, quick!!
Okay, I actually felt used. And honestly I didnt really care, I just don’t really have any feelings for this person, and I’m pretty sure I never gave off the impression that I did. Thanks alcohol for giving this poor woman a reason to point her almost pitiful desperation in my direction. And didnt you say you had a boyfriend? So why are you bothering me?
3 years ago